Fire my Ignition
Tuesday, December 16, 2008 @ 2:26 AM
Bangkok is really boring, so i shall not bother to blog about it. Its just a shopping trip.
I really hate
people who blog
like this.
Because its so irritating
for readers to read
and it gives me
a mighty big headache
Okay, so i heard twilight isn't really good, reading YY and Tracy's review. Sighs actually i wanted to watch it and then complain to tracy how it really sucks, but now i think its a complete waste of money!
Robert pattinson really pales in comparison to GASPARD ULLIEL. Gosh gaspard "has a face that looks as if its carved by angels" [Shrek 2 if you find it familiar], and a nice rocking body. Robert? none. He looks constipated.
Probably vampires don't shit. So a century's worth of shit and urine and whatever else remains blocked, trapped and compressed behind his mighty strong asshole. (must be strong to keep it from coming out, or else other vamps will laugh at a shit-producing vampire :D).
So when it comes to the problem of odour, Edward sprays lots and lots of perfume (YvesSaintLaurent's is very STRONG and sweet smelling, Chanel is good too.) on the blood before drinking it, and turns out to have a pretty good effect! Bella soon thinks his bowel smell is nice and sexy and whatnot, and falls even deeper in love with him {simply stupid to love someone because of his body smells}. So, bella is a fan of YSL, who passed away somewhere this year. So sad right, now Edward lost one of his main pillars of support for
body shit odour.
And you wonder how vampires run so fast? If you think you know how, you are beginning to keep up with my bullet-train speed of thoughts! Congratulations and celebrations! You can't figure out? Well, he "runs" by FARTING, you blockhead-baka-alibaba! Sometimes they accidentely open their asshole and BANG!, they run straight into a tree~! so over time, they learn to control and perfect their asshole. Finally, when some other farting vamp is chasing them, they open up their asshole, and WAHPIANG, all the poisonous and toxic gases hibernating in their ass gushes out and propels them forward.
Fortunately, YSL perfume is very strong so it influences all the rest of the toxic gases to "smell" good, so even if edward runs, bella doesn't smell it, cos she has a demented sense of smell. Maybe the normal human nose can smell a hint of YSL but i suppose she doesn't. How pathetic.
Robert Pattinson applied too much blush when he's supposed to be PALE. So it caused me to think he's constipated. Heh. And the director says he's "pale enough". Walao like that even i can be a vampire. Maybe i can be the queen of the Vampires. [Carlisle Cullen is HAWT!] The lousy director even says "robert and bella [i think her name is tristen stewart] has a chemistry like no other" WOW i most certainly
disagree agree!
God i feel so happy! Listening to Good Charlotte's goodmorningrevival. Its very good! Love Joel Madden! :D He has a voice suitable for rock! Not like secondhand seranade, who sound like someone whose voice haven't broken yet, really immature. Damn high pitch and i hate the song "fall for you" more than Duffy's "mercy"! Yuck i prefer all american rejects because their songs are more than "i love you but you broke my heart but i forgive you" type of songs that SHS has. >( Maybe thats why im so sick of David Archuleta now. I want P!ATD's pretty odd and Jason Mraz's we-song-we-dance-we-steal-things! Anyone who has it lend me okay! Thai music stores have lots of thai CD's i don't understand i single freaking word. >(
I miss singapore.
I miss you too.
He's gone. I pushed him away from me. Now i want him back. Please come back. I'm sorry for the countless abuse i inflicted on you. Forgive me. I will shower more love and care for you, i will become a more responsible girlfriend. I will not shout curse words at you and chase you out of the house when you make mistakes. Please. I'm so sorry...
Now you've heard me plead for you so its time to come back.
Or else i would get another one, more goodlooking, more sexy, more versatile, more friendly. GAH there goes my #%^&^#$ handphone. D:
au reviour
sixian
